Well, it's Easter Sunday, the sun is out and that can only mean one thing - it's the first meeting of the barby season for the Regans. Family numbers are on the increase in the Regan clan - Toni and Jordan are expecting their first child in November (ish). Time for Ronnie to ask the serious question - "Have I got what it takes to be a grandad?" Of course you have, Ron, but you must undergo a period of preparation first. Jeanette, make sure the kids have the Father's day list well thought out. There must be carpet slippers (brown and fawn check, preferably), brown crimpolene 'slacks' and a fawn cardigan. Make sure the cardigan has generously proportioned pockets for him to store his Werthers Originals and indigestion tablets. An ear and nose hair clipper would be useful and a plentiful supply of used matches to reach the earwax that cotton buds just can't reach. Oh, and the amber nectar has to go - practise this mantra, Ronnie, "Mine's a pint of mild". On high days and holidays you can, of course, have a glass of stout.
Emma, Ethan and Alex.
Chef Chris welcoming the prospect
of Gordon Ramsey coming to help
sort out his kitchen.
Mum and John.
Yes, Well done, Ronnie. "Mine's a pint of mild"
Stephen and Jeanette
Mum-to-be Toni and Jeanette. Maria, have you had any thoughts on putting in an offer for next door's garden? A fun time was had by all (unless we missed any fights!). Here's to the next time!
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